The starred fortunes are from game designer Robi Mookerjee’s Fortune Cookies of Doom. Robi is an old friend from college, and is probably the smartest, funniest and most talented person I know. Plus, he’s probably insane. Awesome! :D
UPDATE: Turns out there is a twitter account for the Cookies of Doom!

Oh man that is the best cellphone background.
How does donating money to a foster home help out?
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